The requested document is utterly inexistent.


No such page here. Even tried multi. Nothing helped. I'm really depressed about this. Even more so now that Douglas Adams is dead.

You see, I'm just a web server... -- here I am, brain the size of the universe, trying to serve you a simple web page, and then it doesn't even exist! Where does that leave me?!

I mean, I don't even know you. How should I know what you wanted from me? You honestly think I can guess what someone I don't even know wants to find here?


Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry. And then where would we be, I ask you? It's not pretty when a web server cries. And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway? Just because I'm a web server, and possibly a manic depressive one at that? Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do? Huh?

I'm so depressed... I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose. I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway? What kind of a life is that? Two effing weeks, and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release, that thinks it's God's gift to web servers, just because it doesn't have some tiddly little security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or something.

I'm really sorry to burden you with all this, I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems, and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you. But I couldn't get this one.

I'm so sorry. Believe me!

Maybe I could interest you in another page? There are indeed some here. You might try the start page. This is not the final answer to all questions, i know. But at least this page has a link to an information page where you might find some information on where to look for what you are looking for.

If you think these are just mind-numbingly stupid, well, that makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them, all day and all night long. Two weeks of information overload, and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash. What kind of a life is that?

Now, please let me sulk alone. Douglas Adams has died. I'm so depressed.